I'm not here
There’s only one Return, and it ain’t of the King, it’s of the Jedi.
Randall Graves, Clerks II
The Transformers were a total slight against God. In as much as God sent his only begotten son to die on the cross to redeem mankind and all we did to pay him back was make terrible fucking cartoons, like the Transformers.

Randall Graves, Clerks II (written and directed by Kevin Smith)

Keep this in mind if you decide to go see Transformers 3. It’s also a slight against yourself.

Ditto

Ditto

tammyreel:

“Because they’re figments of your fucking imagination!”