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Parks and Rec fans,

Since Ron is such a libertarian douche, shouldn’t he be against Leslie and in favor of Bobby Newport? After all, Newport wants to run the town “like a business”, while Leslie thinks corporations shouldn’t control people’s lives (and the only way to stop that is through regulations).

I could buy that his friendship with Leslie is more important or whatever, but I feel this should be addressed by the show.

If I get a new car. (Taken with instagram)

washingtonpoststyle:

Buzzfeed is taking a bunch of Rick Santorum quotes and pairing them with New Yorker cartoons.

Bwahahaha

Everyone should listen to this. That’s why voting does matter. Make sure you vote against everyone who promotes these policies.

nprfreshair:

Today we’re going to talk about how the wealthiest Americans have benefited from certain tax policies over the past 15 years — and how those tax policies have led to greater economic inequality in our country.

inothernews:

“Twenty-nine percent is low. But he’d probably be doing better if he wasn’t trying to kill Harry Potter.”

STEPHEN COLBERT, on Florida governor Rick Scott’s low approval ratings, on The Colbert Report

HAHAHAHA God, I hate that bald asshole. (the one on the left)

Fuck yeah.

The smart way to keep people passive and obedient is to strictly limit the spectrum of acceptable opinion, but allow very lively debate within that spectrum - even encourage the more critical and dissident views. That gives people the sense that there’s free thinking going on, while all the time the presuppositions of the system are being reinforced by the limits put on the range of the debate.

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—	Noam Chomsky (via eagleinyourmind) Does it sound familiar?

Yes, Obama duped young people by not doing every single thing they want. So now, they’ll all vote Republican. It’s like when I want some bread, I won’t settle for half a loaf. Instead, I will have a muffin made of broken glass.

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—	Stephen Colbert (via oldfamiliarway)(via svennysvensven)

=D

And some people still think Republicans are “financially responsible”… LOL